The Greatest Love Story Ever Told

Unlike certain football players, I'm in it for the long game. And I am careful to warn others of the dangers involved.

No self respecting girl would ever rescue a carpenter from the basement. 
My wife rescued me from a run down rental but at least I had the upper floor to myself. Well apart from the burnt out cult hippy chick in the other bedroom. She had some weird relationship going with her cat.
She was a guru wife, poor lady.
I was trying to earn money with a woodmizer mill. Don't ever try. Damn nearly broke me. 
Survival Island's got nothing on us. 
Never met a girl called Megan yet that  wasn't a delusional control freak. That name should be banned...