A woodworker with shingles
A man walked into a doctor’s office and the receptionist asked him what he had. The man said, “Shingles.” So she took down his name, address, medical insurance information,and told him to have a seat.
Fifteen minutes later a nurse’s aid came out and asked the man what he had. The man said, “Shingles.” So she took down his height, weight, a complete medical history and told the man to wait in the examining room.
A half-hour later a nurse came in and asked the man what he had. The man said, “Shingles.” So she gave the man a blood test, a blood pressure test, an electrocardiogram, then told him to remove all his clothes and wait for the doctor.
An hour later, the doctor came in and asked the now fully-nude man what he had. The man said, “Shingles.”
The doctor said, “Where?”
The man said, “Outside on the truck. Where do you want ’em?”
