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Hey, Eliot and Peter.......

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Hey, Eliot and Peter.......

Rob Cosman has a live Q & A this Saturday night from 6 to 8 on YouTube on Saw Sharpening......so, if you don't plan on chasing loose women that night, tune in with me......I'd like to know more about how to sharpen my saws......

I'm not affiliated with Rob Cosman.....all the money he's got goes to feeding his 10 kids....... 


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Peter Martin

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Here's the link

>I'm not affiliated with Rob Cosman.....all the money he's got goes to feeding his 10 kids....... 

Cool. Perhaps he can also help me sharpen my dating skills and find a wife.


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Peter.......if it's a wife you seek......and you are open to advice......perhaps you should listen to an oldie but goodie.......Jimmy Soul's "IF You Wanna Be Happy".......lots of practical, solid , good info and insight there......


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Peter Martin

Great advice!

And if I cancel my cataract surgery, who needs beer goggles? And as an added bonus, even I look better when shaving in the morning!


"If You Wanna Be Happy" is based on the song "Ugly Woman" by the Trinidadian calypsonian Roaring Lion recorded in 1934. It hit number one on the Billboard Hot 100 on May 18, 1963, as well as the R&B singles chart. It was issued on Guida's S.P.Q.R. label and distributed by London Records, and in the United Kingdom on EMI's Stateside label.

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you
A pretty woman makes her husband look small
And very often causes his downfall
As soon as he married her and then she starts
To do the things that will break his heart
But if you make an ugly woman your wife
A-you'll be happy for the rest of your life
An ug-a-ly woman cooks meals on time
And she'll always give you peace of mind
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you
Don't let your friends say you have no taste
Go ahead and marry anyway
Though her face is ugly, her eyes don't match
Take it from me, she's a better catch
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you
Say man!
Hey baby!
I saw your wife the other day!
Yeah?
Yeah, an' she's ug-leeee!
Yeah, she's ugly, but she sure can cook, baby!
Yeah, alright!
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you



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#5

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Yes, men who go for beauty in women have no imagination!

But I'll still check out the Cosman video.


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Peter Martin

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>Yes, men who go for beauty in women have no imagination!

Does it work both ways? Do I need to find a g/f with a great imagination? ;)


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#7

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In your case , considering your looks, the answer  is , "yes"!

The origin of the jibe is Marcel Proust, who is credited with saying, " Let us leave  pretty women to men with no imagination."


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#8

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In general, I've noted that most pretty women are left to men with a lot of money......don't know about their level of imagination......


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