Behold the new deity that has descended upon the American landscape—not with thunderbolts or tablets, but with sleek poles, solar panels, and a quiet, relentless hunger for your license plate. Flock cameras are the omnipresent god we neither asked for nor can escape. They do not demand prayer. They demand compliance. And they already know … Read more
AXES BEFORE TAXESMARTIN 2028 – Put a Viking in the Oval OfficeCampaign Promises – Sacred Cow Edition I will treat the Constitution the way most politicians already do: as a decorative shield.We’ll hang it on the wall, recite selected bits with great solemnity, and then govern exactly as power and convenience require. The only difference … Read more
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Have you ever tried translating a foreign recipe using an app, only to end up staring at your phone in total confusion? One viral story perfectly captures the absurdity of machine translation: an AI turning a simple Japanese ingredient into “beef water.” It turns out this wasn’t just someone making things up for laughs. The … Read more
I prefer brevity. I admire concision. I aspire to linguistic minimalism—the haiku of human interaction, the monosyllabic nod, the elegant silence that says everything by saying almost nothing at all. With that firmly established, allow me to now abandon those principles with reckless, baroque enthusiasm. What follows is an unapologetic, meandering, logorrheic festival of syllables—a … Read more
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