OK. this one is so easy that you won't need a hint but I am going to give you one anyway. What kind of wood are toothpicks made from. My hint is I am going to give away my source. My source was an old episode of "How It's Made" and verified through wiki. Good luck.
I give the noose to your Howard Hughes "goose" if by it you mean spruce Bruce (sorry I changed your name there for a minute John as I was taking poetic license) but instead lurch to the perch at your Church to search.
Most of the pews around the mid west have traditionally been made from the same wood that Stickley favored. The church I grew up in had them limed, our current local church has them stained a medium brown. I wouldn't think that an open pored wood would work.( how's that for alliteration?)
Indeed you are correct but ultimately wrong. You would get choked or get poked with a toothpick of oak. I was not going for alliteration (but nicely alliterated with your "wood would work") but instead simply rhyming. Now lets go over those pertinent keywords again:
John although you were technically first I was wondering if it would be OK if I cut 49.314159265359% of the rogue trivia award off and send it to Don. Please let me know.