I am baaack ! ;-) (or did anyone notice that I was missing? ;-))
Special thanks to Alex and Dale for filling in. I appreciate it muchly.
Here is a simple one for you:
I ran into a friend and he was noticing how life can be really strange sometimes. He told me to think about this: He was born in March, but celebrates his birthday in August and last February, he married his Mother. How can this make any sense?
As alluded to in one of the answers, one scenario that would explain it is that he was born in a town called March in the month of August and became a preacher. His father died, and his mother remarried and he performed the ceremony.