A solution
I don't see how the center point can help. Hopefully it will.
I tried the angle when I was trying the calculus approach (maximum of a function describing R in terms of the slanted line.) But I now see WHY the calculus approach won't work (any such formula is probably continuous but not differentiable at the point in question, since what affects the radius is different on each side of that point.)
Here is the diagram I posted earlier, with some dimensions filled in.
The horizontal side of the triangles on the diameter can be determined by x^2 +y^2 = z^2.
The distance from the slanted line to the corner (at each end) is r- the length of the horizontal side above.
The third triangle is similar to the other two, so its horizontal side can determined using the ratio of the vertical sides.
Adding all those horizontal measures up and setting the sum equal to the length of the sheet of MDF gives you an equation that can be solved (numerically) for r.
So I have a solution. I'd like to have a more elegant one, but maybe that doesn't exist.
BTW, the picture shows measurements in inches. In actually working with the formulas, I used feet, because inches get kinda unwieldy in the formulas. In fact, I probably should have worked in "quadrafeet". If my sheet were 1x2, I probably would have had fewer mulligans due to arithmetic errors as I worked the formulas.
