Since no one else has posted something. After read a post on the main board, a memory came to mind. What words did you hear as a child or maybe older that when you seen them written were different.
One of my little sisters used to pronounce catchup like something you would find in a cat's litter box. I will leave that pronunciation to your imagination ;-)
My all time favorite is: "...and lead a snot into temptation and deliver us from evil..." Those snotty kids deserved everything God had set up for them.
I was not asking for mis-pronouned word. But words that you mis-heard and thought "they" said something else. But, let the thread go wild, :' >.
My oldest son, Josh, when he was 4 or 5 years old called gophers: goofers. Grandma always correct, Josh, on his speech or what ever. I ask Grandma one day to leave the goofers alone for awhile longer, as I still love that misprounacation.
As a one year old, my son new restaurants as rat junks. An old school pall once painted an unusual picture and when asked what it was he said it was "a pudding on a stile" He explained it came from the old Lonny Donnogan song, Putting on the agony, putting on the style.