When I was a kid, we got a dog from a blacksmith. As soon as we got home, he made a bolt for the door.
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#2What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor?
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Make me one with everything.
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#3Never buy bananas. Once you skin one and throw the bone away, you got nothing left.
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#4Why do programmers prefer dark mode?
Because light attracts bugs!
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#5The other day, I thought I heard music coming from the printer...
...but I was wrong. It was the paper jamming.
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I took a picture of my g/f standing in front of a horse and now she won’t talk to me.