Many carpenters showed up for Woodstock 69 only to realize they had misunderstood the event.
Share your favorite woodworking jokes, puns, and nyuk nyuks.
Why did the carpenter get kicked out of the party?
He was too board.
Why did the woodworker become a magician?
He wanted to saw people in half.
Did you hear about the woodworker who died after falling in a vat of varnish?
Terrible end, beautiful finish.
What is Snoop Dogg's favorite tool?
A chizzle.
