Walking the dog

9/10/24, 12:39 AM #1

Maurice
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Here boy ! Come on ! Let's see if we can find you something interesting to sniff ?
Oh look who's coming ! That's some high class Poodle right there lad. Now if I let you off your leash will you misbehave ?
Good boy !

Madame, my sincere apologies. If it's any consolation he only has one testicle and it's non functional. I haven't seen you in the park before. Can I offset this offence by buying you a coffee ? Your hair ! It glows in the morning sun. Such beauty !

The moral of this story ? Whatever gets you over the line without committing a crime.

Maurice Chevalier ! At your service Madame's et Monsieur's.
En Garde.

Re: Walking the dog

9/10/24, 3:07 AM #2

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@Maurice,

Those are some good pick-up lines. I'll have to remember them in my search for a wife. My favorite has always been to approach the prettiest girl in the room and say,

"Excuse me. Did you fart?
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'Cause you just blow me away!"

If she laughs, you're gold. If she calls security, RUN!

Re: Walking the dog

9/10/24, 3:31 AM #3

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Much you still have to learn my fair young apprentice...
Lol.
Women are superstitious and believe in fate. Master your fate and you create a date.
Go forth my son and conquer.
No, you can't use my dog but you can use my lines.
Cheers 🍻

Walking the dog

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