So. I sat down. Rolled a fat one while Miley warmed up the oven. Thought to myself, can I get away with this ? You've been banned twice in as many weeks for posting porn on forum's. But the Viking in me said, how will you face your brothers in Valhalla with your head held high if you do not brave the
enemy ?
Posting pictures of your Johnson (outboard) on line ?
That's askin' for trouble and this here town has plenty of that already son.
But posting pictures of your Robinson ?
It's to big. People feel threatened and offended.
This town ain't big enough. You best be gittin while the gittins good.
I'm looking at her in her in all her laid back glory, an English rose stripped to the bare essentials in a sleazy outback shed. How did it come to this ?
Was it the hooch I acquired in Nimbin ?, the strip joint in
Amarillo ? The third divorce ? Who knows what drives a man to such desperate measures. But here we are, a chip on both shoulder's and a sledge that needs a new handle. Pass the Rum over here honey, I'm about to meet the Judge. 
Added later 8 h 50 min 59 s:
Exposing my parts. 
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If it doesn't budge, torch it.
Works every time.