It's getting harder to distinguish what's real and what's fake but you do your best. Salvaged, allegedly, from a wrecker in Bombay by a geyzer in Perth. Made in Sweden from recycled sardine can's no doubt and sprayed with hammerite bronze.
God it looks like the real thing. Fooled me anyway. I keep telling myself they came off a white star line steamer until it sounds convincing enough to bs the Neighbour. 
AI ships portal cleverly photoshopped on to fake NGR frame.
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