Ot simple joke

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Alan Zenreich

A termite walks into a tavern and asks "where's the bar tender?"

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Jim K from Trappe, PA

A dyslexic walks into a bra...

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Keith Newton

A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The tender returns and says that will be $3.50. The duck says "Put that on my bill". Ah ha!

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mike mills

There are only 10 types of people in the world.

Those who understand binary and those who don't.

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John K Jordan

>>>There are only 10 types of people in the world.

Those who understand binary and those who don't.

Now that's funny!

When I was in software development I started to think in binary and hex. (Never octal)

JKJ

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William Duffield

A greyhound walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why such a long face?"

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Bill Howatt

You obviously weren't involved with Digital Equipment Corp computers like the PDP series.

Bill

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Ron Pemberton

A rope walks in a bar and orders a beer. Bartender say sorry, don't serve ropes in here. Rope walks out, knots one end leaving a shot length which he ruffles. Walks back in the bar and the bartender says told you I don't serve ropes. Rope says not a rope. Bartender says no? Rope says fraid knot.

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Rick in Colgate, Wi

Mushroom walks into a bar and orders a drink, bartender says "sorry, we don't serve mushrooms here", mushroom says "hey, why not, I'm a fungi"!

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Barry Irby

Hamburger walks into a bar and orders a drink. Bartender says "Get out, you know we don't serve food here!"

PDP

John K Jordan

>>>You obviously weren't involved with Digital Equipment Corp computers like the PDP series. Bill

No, mostly 6800, 6809, and a lot of hardware interfacing in assembly, Pascal, and C (that will hone your binary and hex!) My only PDP connection is this memory board in my little museum:

JKJ

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Dave Delo

Ovechkin Cocktail.......White Russian Without A Cup!

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Bill Howatt

That's really neat, most people don't even know about core memory these days.

I worked with one of the original "clam shell" PDP-8s which was pre-integrated circuit and was constructed of what DEC called plug-in Flip-Chip modules. All the logic on the boards was discrete transistors and diodes. DEC later came out with the 8/I which was built with integrated circuits.

It had 2 4K 12-bit words memory modules and 2 fixed head disks which held 16 or 32KB each. The disks ran all the time and when the power was turned off you could hear the heads screeching on the platters when they slowed down. We never had any trouble with the disks.

Bill

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Barry Irby

How do we know PMS has been around since year 1? It says right in the

Bible Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way to Bethlehem.

Hmmm, my wife didn't understand it 

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John K Jordan

Perhaps she is a bible scholar? :-)

Although legend says Mary traveled by donkey, to the best of my knowledge no where in the King James does it say what she rode to Bethlehem. According to some historians, common means of travel at that time were donkey, horse, camel, cart, and walking.

Since the distance was about 80 miles she probably rode something since walking might have been difficult for her. And yikes, walking through Sameria? Probably not a good idea for a Jew!

I personally like to think Joseph, gainfully employed in the noble profession of woodworking, could probably have afforded a more comfortable cart and horse, or perhaps even borrowed one from one of his fellow woodworkers, you know they are a helpful bunch. (Probably borrowed from a woodturner, everyone knows they are wonderful and generous people!) Or who knows, maybe he built carts himself.

Unfortunately, a nice cart ride would spoil the joke.

JKJ

Every woman I ever told it to....

Barry Irby

thought it was hysterical.