Loose Banjo

Re: Loose Banjo

William Duffield

I don't get it.

Perfect pitch of a banjo

John C Lucas

Being able to hit the dumpster on the first throw.:)

Re: Perfect pitch of a banjo

Bill Howatt

What does it mean if the drool is coming out of both sides of the banjo player's mouth equally?

- The stage is level.

Bill

What do you call a musician.....

Brian Roberts

with out a girlfriend?

Homeless! :o)

instrument/musician jokes

John K Jordan

I liked the dumpster one. All these jokes and more are used with ____________. (fill in the blank with almost any instrument.)

For example, I heard a bunch while playing French Horn in an orchestra - most were all about saxophones. Of course the woodwind section probably used the same jokes with "French Horn" substituted. :-)

Q: How do you get a _____________ player out of a tree?

A: Cut the noose.

Q: What do you call a ___________ player with half a brain?

A: Gifted.

Q: What's the difference between a _______ and a chain saw?

A: The chain saw has greater dynamic range.

or

A: The exhaust.

Q: What do ____________ players use for birth control?

A: Their personalities.

Q: What is the difference between a ________ player and a terrorist?

A: Terrorists have sympathizers.

Just search google for "musical instrument jokes".

For example, http://www.mit.edu/~jcb/other-instrument-jokes.html

Insulting musicians is apparently more "politically correct" than insulting ethnic groups.

JKJ (now learning the ukulele)

Re: Loose Banjo

Jim Barbour

What do you call those who hang out with musicians?

drummers

Re: instrument/musician jokes

Ron Pemberton

Do you know the difference between a violinist and a fiddle player? The fiddler player smiles.

Re: Loose Banjo

gbalock

What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend?

Homeless.

Some truth to that one!

Perfect pitch 2

Alan Hollar

When you heave the accordion over the side of the dumpster and it lands directly on the banjo

Re: instrument/musician jokes

Bob Macgregor

I could imagine "bagpipes" in the blanks all too easily.