Pen Turning's Tower Of Babel
charlie belden
After a turning hiatus I decided to try my hand at pen turning and make some pens For The Troops. Figured - drill a hole, turn a cylinder, sand it, finish it, push the parts together - DONE!
Off to WoodCraft to get a pen kit or two.
And then I was informed that I'd needed
(1) pen mandrel
(1) pen mandrell live center
(?) can't find the infinity symbol on my keyboard - bushings, one set for each pen kit type (and there are probably 10 or more types)
(?) drills to drill the holes because each pen kit type seems to have its own size
(1) pen mill
(?) pen mill "reamers" , each pen kit the has its own size)
(1) set of micro mesh sanding paper (why is this stuff so EXPENSIVE?)
(2) pen kits
(3) pen blanks
(1) bar of carnuba wax
Got to the register and C A C H I N G !!!!! - $140. Holy Sticker Shock Batman!
Could've been worse. Could have gotten a Pen Drilling Vise, a Beal Buffing System, a Pen Press and some fancy cases to put the pens in for presentation. I'm sure there are another half dozen to a dozen other "must haves" that I'm not yet aware of ; )
Should probably just donate $250 to Wounded Warriors and skip the drilling and turning and sanding and finishing and assembling.
With that out of the way - my question
Why don't the pen kit manufacturers settle on Two (2) pen tube sizes so only two drills and two reamers are needed to turn any of their pen kits? Is this yet another CONSPIRACY? Are the pen kit manufacturers colluding with the bushings and reamers makers to extract more money from pen turners' pockets?

I've only turned two pens (back in the '80's?) and the only reason for the second pen was because the first one cracked (Corian) during assembly. Back in those days if you wanted a pen kit you had a choice of ONE!