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john lucas

I rarely have dreams, or at least don't remember them. This one however was too good. I was at some sort of woodturning training center. Think Kung Fu. We all had on pants like they wear in Karate Dojo's. All were bare footed which made me wonder what happens if a bowl blank falls on your foot. We all had on Turning smocks of different styles and all had belts like they wear in Karate. However some had on leather belts, strange. A few were wearing full length smocks kind of like Steven Segall wears when doing Aikido.

OK this is even better. We all had on a sash with merit badge sort of patches. Each patch showed a tool that we either owned or used. They were two colors. One color was for a tool you owned and were shown how to use but never really used it. The other color was for tools you actually used. I had on two sashes needed to carry all the patches for all the tools.

I woke up before anyone actually turned anything. That part would have been really interesting. I wonder if we if we had to Kiai (yell) every time we finished a cut. I also wonder what I ate last night that caused this dream.

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Bob Macgregor

Not just back from a trip to Colorado or Oregon, are you?

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#3

I wish   


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Joe Fleming

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Joe Fleming

I had a turning school dream last night too. I was looking for DB Cooper (who purportedly lives here in San Diego) and wandered into the Craft Supplies Studio right next door to DB's storefront. Then, I was a new student at the school where they marked me down as a Republican even though I said Independent. I went to the back of their studio where they do the filming and the place was AWESOME.

I have no idea how the politics got in there, but I was watching a History Channel special on DB Cooper when I fell asleep, so that part makes sense - as much as dreams ever make sense.

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john lucas

I discovered DB Coopers money but couldn't spend it until now. Now that they aren't searching for it any more I can feel free to spend it.

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Roger Chandler

I suppose you were the black belt in the room, John! Those leather belts may have been the newbies who have not turned long enough to earn a belt! ;)

All in all, I would say for you to not eat pizza after 6 pm, or spicy mexican!

Funny indeed!

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Doug Ladendorf

Or the leather belts may have been those who turn on vintage machines. :-)

Doug

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Dick Hines

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dick hines

John you need to stop eating those onion sandwichs before bed. :b

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Lan Brady

I have hallucinogenic dreams after eating cucumbers. Wonder if I would dream about turning motor homes from a redwood tree?