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New drying method (uh oh)...

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New drying method (uh oh)...

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New drying method (uh oh)...

BubbaBob

>...After reading the thread below about storing wood vertically to speed drying, and thinking about other methods, I,ve been thinking...uh oh, dangerous already...

I believe I have come up with the ultimate wood drying method..."Bubbabob's Ultimate, Everything But the Kitchen Sink Bowl Drying Method"...please note that there is no long term testing of this method (short term either)...in fact I've not tried it on even one bowl, and there are no warranties, express or implied, as to it's effectiveness (there, that oughtta keep the sharks...er, lawyers, off my butt).

First you green turn a bowl, either to finished thickness, 10% of bowl diameter, or anything in between you choose. Next soak the bowl in denatured alcohol, moonshine, or Jack Daniels for between 10 seconds and 24 hours. This soak is to be followed by a soaking in liquid soap, and then immediately microwaved for 10 minutes per gram of weight. Then coat the bowl with Anchorseal, or wax, or diesel oil, again your choice. You may either coat the whole thing or just the end grain. Then wrap the bowl in brown kraft paper, covering anywhere from just the outside to all of it, and set it on the shelf, but stand it vertically, not horozontally.

I figger that sucker oughtta be dry in about ten seconds flat...just ignore the year and a half of prep time getting it ready to set on the shelf.

BubbaBob

Sitting in my bibs awaiting the adulation of the turning world.

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Re: Klair-e-fi-kayshuns, Puleeze

Mark Mandell - Gone Round In Jersey

>Now, would thet be Bio-Deesle or aksul tax-paid roadloshun?

N' whut flavor shine ere we talkin' y'ear? Cause see, we got the strait, th'apple, tha peech (tet's ma favorit), an' hunny. But then they's all kinna others too, dependen, y'no, on whut's in season ('cept the horse, a'corse).

Then they's thet soap thang. Thet woodn't be some of ol' BubbaBob's gen-u-whine bar suds with them little de-sines right on the bar, wood it?

Shoot, Bubba, cain't use yer formula less'n you git a hole lot more de-tailed!

Come Back, Come On

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john Lucas

>Bubbabob

I'm just going to sit back with my coon dog on the front porch, drink the shine and wait for the darn thing to dry. Vertically although I will probably be horizontal after about 3 drinks. I'm a cheap drunk.

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#4

You forgot:: Must be cut with a POO LAN...

Alan Tolchinsky

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RonZ

>You must be a yankee tryin to rush things. A true suthin gentleman would be sittin out on the veranda sipping the J.D. and slowly waiting for the wood to dry just right.

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#6

I figgered that went without saying...

BubbaBob

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#7

When should you boil it?

Terry Quiram

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#8

And how much Old Bay do you use?

Robert Cox

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kromines

>You guys have it all wrong. Just move to west Texas with us, we'll have a party with the ETOH,and enjoy life. We don't worry about drying wood here, that's the way we grow it.

Ken

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#10

I know Bubba; I just wanted to say PooLan..

Alan Tolchinsky

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Arch

>As a practicing Southerner and net slob, I'm trying hard to take offense to yall's insults. Makes a person take up drinkin. Meanwhile..

Turn to Safety, Arch

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#12

Boil it between...

BubbaBob

>...any of the steps EXCEPT right after the moonshine soak...if you do it after the moonshine and are boiling the water using an open flame you might get a bowl blow-up without getting a catch on the lathe...

BubbaBob

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John Lucas

>I'll drink to that.