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John Lucas

>Ok this is something really different. It's called Fertility Experiment #29. Let me explain. I had some friends who were having fertility problems and seeing a doctor. We were trying to make light of a serious situation and began joking about developing a more virile sperm. We came up with Viking Sperm and it was just too funny not to do something so I built the piece. Hope it doesn't offend anyone. It is meant as a joke and will go along with the other pieces I'm building that look at fertility and aging. Since I'm 55 and many of my friends are near that point this is a common topic.


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LOL

Don Henthorn

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Hehehehehe!!!!

john cotten

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Avanti!

Jorge Casta�eda

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Hilarious! Bravo! NM

AndiWolfe

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Too Funny - I love it!!

Mark Kauder. Phenix City, AL

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Too Cool!! Great imagination!

Molly Winton

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Need an explanation

Dinyar Chavda

>John:

You have to explain this to me:

Since I'm 55 and many of my friends are near that point this is a common topic.

Why? I don't see the connection with fertility. Are there a bunch of baby bookers out thereabout to become parents again?

Dinyar

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Quite something! Nice!

Jean Michel

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John Lucas

>Dinyar

It wasn't necessarily the 55 age that got all this started. It was aging in general. Women reaching a certain age and having the desire to have children or worrying about getting too old to have children. Men also have this urge but it doesn't get as much press of course. Then there's infertility in general. I'm also looking at simpler things like just not being able to do the things you could do when you were young. I guess I should have sand Fertility AND aging not implying infertility because of aging. Of course that's why I hang around woodturners. At 55 I'm still the young kid on the block. Accept for you and a few others of course.

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Mike Schwing from Maryland

>OK, that puts your imagination right up there with Malcolm Tibbets.

Excellent!

You're doing a lot of work lately when you should be riding your bike, John. Or did you take that guys' advice seriously when he told you to "get your fat ass off the road"?

I got in over 300 miles last week.

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Phantastic Phantasy - :-)))))))

Wolf Kiessling

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Dinyar Chavda

>Not that much behind you, my friend! It used to be that I was often the youngest person in a room, so it is now a weird feeling to be the oldest one. I think I first became conscious of it when I was doing some work for Amazon a few years ago, and realized that, except for my partner, I was the oldest person in the BUILDING.

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Dinyar Chavda

>FOr smart people, you guys really do some crazy things. Don't you know that if God had meant us to walk and to ride bicycles, He/She (to be PC) would not have given us the automobile? :-)

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Bill Grumbine, Kutztown PA

>Very interesting piece John. There is only one thing lacking, and that is the soundtrack. You need to play a recording of Led Zeppelin's Immigrant Song in the background for the benefit of your viewers. Here's the first verse for those of you who are not Zeppelin fans.

We come from the land of the ice and snow,

From the midnight sun where the hot springs blow.

The hammer of the gods will drive our ships to new lands,

To fight the horde, singing and crying: Valhalla, I am coming!

On we sweep with threshing oar, Our only goal will be the western shore.

If you want to hear the music itself, the best place to get it (along with a laugh) is the Viking Kitten page, link below.

Bill


Viking Kittens

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John Lucas

>Dinyar

Mike and I are just staying in touch with our ancestors. I don't know about Mike but I'll often drive my car 10 miles so I can ride my bike. I get tired of riding the same roads close to my home.

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John Lucas

>Bill

That's hilarious. Good thing I didn't see that before building the piece.

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The Final Frontier

Ron in Drums PA

>Tuning - The Final Frontier

These are the voyages Of John Lucas and his viking ship Enterprise.

His continuing mission:

to explore strange new shapes,

to seek out new forms and realities,

to boldly go where no tuner has gone before.

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John Lucas

>Ron

I think the strange new shapes and boldly (well maybe timidly) go where no turner has gone before probably apply. Some will question why would you want to go there but my reply is "because it's there"

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Yup!

Mike Schwing from Maryland

>I can't ride from my house except on the mountain bike in the woods, and I don't ride the mountain bike. I drive to my riding departing spots because of local traffic.

Dinyar, in the summer months its nearly a given for me to put more miles on my bicycle than my car.

Today, for example - 100 on the bike, 15 on the car.

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If it has two wheels...

BubbaBob

>...it is supposed to have a V-twin engine between them...

From the mountains of N Georgia...

In my bib ovewralls...

Lusting for a Harley,

BubbaBob

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Mike Schwing from Maryland

>Mine's got a 4 banger. Left and right ventricles and auricles. MUCH more fuel efficient and way more variable. Sucker will go 100 miles on some sugar water and a bag of pretzels.

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