Ellis...

Yeah, there was a big party here

Ellis Walentine

>You missed it. :-)

LOL.....

Basil

>I don't know why but me and Bubba never get invited to those big shindigs. We both got formal overalls and clean black brogans.

It really couldn't have been much of a party tho 'cause I seen "Cooter" Jenkins, the worlds best party caterer, at the feed store last night.

"Cooter" is so exclusive he only does one party a month. It takes him that long to catch, shoot, steal and brew the food and refreshments. Well...., actually it only takes him 3 weeks to prepare for a party. He puts so much of himself into his work that it takes a week for him to recoup from doing a party.

Basil

Basil, you've got...

BubbaBob

>...a set of formals? I don't. They wanted an extra 1.50 fer the ones without tobacco stains and I wasn't gonna spend that much extra. As fer the brogans, Basil it's almost spring...warm weather...and yer still talkin about shoes? Save dat fer next winter.

From the mountains of N Georgia...

In my bib overalls,

BubbaBob

Bubba,,, don't you kown nuttin?

Basil

>Kerosene will take the tobacco stains out of your overalls. Then you boil'em in a castiron pot with Octagon Soap to take the kerosene smell out. Then you soak'em in that castiron pot with bleach to get the Octagon soap yellow out. Then you rub'em down with black saddle soap to get the white out. Then put'em in the branch for 3 days to get the saddle soap slime out. Then you hang'em in the sunshine on the clothes line for 2 day's to get the water out. Now you're ready to go. And they do wear shoes at these formal events, even in the hottest part of summertime. Something about being uncomfortable is supposed to make you look distinguished or something.

Basil

Bubba, get some sleep

Sam simpson

>

Re: Bubba,,, don't you kown nuttin?

Roger F.

>When I was a kid and wore my sundaygotomeetin bibs it wasn't the tobacco stains that got stares it was the little hole my Grandmother would cut in the seat of them to keep the gnats out of my face in the summer!!

He's OK. He sleeps the old moonshiner way,...

Basil

>... one eye at the time.

Basil

Hahaha...I've heard that one before.

Basil

>And I won't expound on it any further than to say.............hmmmmmm

I can't think of nothing that I can say in polite company about them bloom'n gnats.

Basil