OT: I Saw Wood *LINK*

Re: WOW I feel better now

Kevin French, Antrim NH

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I nearly wet myself

Joel

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Ernie Miller

>I turned up the valume so I could hear it over the TV my wife thought I was watching porn. I saw wood. when I showed it to her she laughed so hard she cried.

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William Duffield, on the Cohansey

>He's a lumberjack, and he's OK.

But, what's with the runt horse? That would keep him from being able to work walnut, wouldn't it? Why doesn't he have a large dog, like any reasonable mountain man?

I'm going to have to watch the other messages they offer when I can borrow LOML's DSL modem. I still don't understand what all that has to do with selling paper towels, however.

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Clay C in Miami

>They were poking fun at these on NPR the other day, and played this same one on the air. Somehow with the audio only it was even more suggestive/absurd.

Clay

They have plenty of other clips...

Christopher Fitch @ Memphis

>some real funny ones...

That's great!

Scott Burr in Ben Lomond CA

>That got me howling. Thanks!

Scott...Think I need a 2 man saw...

Think of it! He could become president of the USA!

CONGER - the Irish diaspora in Munich

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Re: That's great!

William Duffield, on the Cohansey

>Perhaps it's about time for a nomenclatural adjustment? How about from now on, we call it a "Two Person Crosscut Saw"?

But, I think you could do better than either the saw or the horse. When my son lent me Chief of Security (open-ended lease), he described him as a "Chick Magnet". Somehow, I can't see how the prospect of making sawdust together would be more effective, especially if one's "significant other" were expected to keep the house clean and dust free.

How we keep the shop is up to us.