waddaya mean, 'seek medical attention' ?
Clay C in Miami
>Jeez, don't tell me they found a CURE! If that news got out to some of the wives and POSSLQs of the members here, the consequences would be disastrous.
Wait just a moment here, though ... they'd be 'cured' and no longer care about their tools, so they'd all sell ("What was I thinking, buying $5000 in Japanese chisels and 19 Lie-Nielsen planes?"), flooding the market with 1s, and 62s, and great tall gleaming wondrous sloping heaps of ebony, ivory and brass - a sea of items of precision and delight.
And since I'm single, no one would be slipping the 'cure' into MY beers, so I'd be buying with a vastly reduced pool (at least until I married ... or my nieces and nephews figured out that the addition of old tools to the existing fast women and slow horses was both decreasing their odds of a fat inheritance, AND increasing the odds of a fat, destitute uncle moving into their spare room.)
Clay