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Hey, lighten up it's Saturday

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Hey, lighten up it's Saturday

#1

Hey, lighten up it's Saturday

Buck Nall

Good Grief, did y'all hear bout the ol boy that came to work on Monday

morning with a black eye?

Bossman ask, "what happen to U?"

"went to church yesterday, stood up to sing a hymn.

Woman standing in front of me, her dress was caught between her cheeks

I reached and pulled dress out, she turned and SOCKED ME!"

Boss said you'll know better from now on.

NEXT MONDAY morning came in with other eye black!

Bossman ask "what happen this time?"

Went to church Sunday, stood up to sing a hymn that SAME WOMAN was

standing in front of me, WITH HER DRESS caught between her cheeks.

I just looked, knew she like it that way

THE MAN STANDING next to me reached and pulled dress out

I knew she didn't like that so I POKED IT BACK IN

she turned and SCOCKED ME

Bossman said SOME PEOPLE JUST CAN'T BE PLEASED!!!!!!!

Thats ALL FELLOWS, yall have a nice week end.

Re: Hey, lighten up it's Saturday

#2

Re: Hey, lighten up it's Saturday

Buck

ELLIS, may as well DELETE THE 'Hey,,,,,, & all that follows, to make room for something REAL IMPORTANT,OK

Thanks fer what U do!

Buck

Re: Hey, lighten up it's Saturday

#3

Re: Hey, lighten up it's Saturday

Buck

Reset this computer, today, wow, got ta get usen to it all over again .

Re: Hey, lighten up it's Saturday

#4

Ellis Walentine

Ha ha

Ellis Walentine

A little humor never hurts, Buck. Hope you get used to the new computer.

Cheers,

Ellis

Re: Hey, lighten up it's Saturday

#5

Re: Ha ha

Buck

Elis this box ov wires R half as old as U R LOL, LOL

just thought ov something

When these''places'' want a PW aint got 1 they'll except WHY NOT

RESET PW with/using/putting in an old PW??

GONNA TRY IT OL BUDDY!!

Thanks

Re: Hey, lighten up it's Saturday

#6

Mississippi Squirrel Revival

David Weaver

Well, I read your joke buck. But I didn't have much of a response as for some reason, it reminded me of Ray Stevens' Mississippi Squirrel Revival.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K16fG1sDagU

Not really that close to the joke... :|

Re: Hey, lighten up it's Saturday

#7

Re: Mississippi Squirrel Revival

Johanna Johanson

My all-time favorite funny song! Can't you just see those folks in your mind's eye!

Re: Hey, lighten up it's Saturday

#8

If you liked that one...

Tim Greif - West of Chicago

I think Ray Stevens was brilliant. Probably the funniest song I ever heard was his "Haircut" song. Google it, you'll love it.

Re: Hey, lighten up it's Saturday

#9

Re: Mississippi Squirrel Revival

Buck

Mines eye?? He put/left the video of the squirrel story. & it is VERY GOOD

TAKE A LOOK & tell us what U think.

Me I wonder how in the world of 'good sence' did they get that many people

to participate & looks to me like a REAL CHURCH

It is funny, take a loooook, U wont be sorry!!!!!!!!!!!!

Re: Hey, lighten up it's Saturday

#10

Re: Hey, lighten up it's Saturday

Buck

ELLIS THIS is going on much longer than expected!!!!!!!!!!!

I kno as well as anybody, many that read about the black eyes

have told & retold it several times, GOOD,, I brought some

foolishness/levity into some body's life!!! That's important!!!!!!!!!!

Thanks my friend

Buck Nall

Re: Hey, lighten up it's Saturday

#11

Re: Mississippi Squirrel Revival

Bill White

David, I'm glad someone finally gave we Mississippians some publicity.

Re: Hey, lighten up it's Saturday

#12

That church and the congregants...

David Weaver

...exist in my hometown in PA, too!! :)

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