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OT - Bonehead Of The Week Award

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OT - Bonehead Of The Week Award

David Yoho

We’ve all done it... things when you realize what happened and said – boy, was that stupid!

Last year I decided not to drain, add any stabilizer, or run out the fuel from any of my outdoor equipment. I have two properties with riding mowers, trimmers, and blowers at each. I only use non-ethanol gas and a trusted small engine mechanic said it would be fine.

Yesterday I went out to the shed to get the gas trimmer and start it up. I primed it, set it on choke, and pulled the cord. Nothing! Tried and tried and tried. Nothing. Took it into my shop and checked the air filter – clean. Checked the spark plug and replaced. Pulled the fuel filter from the tank and cleaned. Went back and pulled the cord some more. Nothing.

By now I was convinced the carb diaphragms were bad from leaving the fuel in it. Came in and ordered a new carb.

A few hours later went back out to try it again on a hunch, thinking maybe the carb was just flooded before. I grabbed the trimmer off the shelf and instantly saw the on/off button and realized I hadn’t switched it to “on”. Did that and BINGO! Then I ran back into the house to my computer to cancel the order for the new carb!!

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Howard in Toronto

That’s not so bad

It just a reminder to start with the fundamentals.

(gentlemen, THIS is a football....)

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johnv

First question I always asked users when they complained about the computer not working was "is it plugged in?"

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Bill White

Did that with a motorcycle. Ran out of gas (I thought). Pushed that puppy home only to discover that I had failed to open the gas petcocks. DUH!

Does anyone know how much a Norton Atlas MC weighs?

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paul in AZ

Did that with a diesel engine on a sail boat. Wouldn't start. Battery borderline that ran down even more. Nada. Found the hand crank. After much cranking effort w/no result I realized that I had shut the fuel line petcock off the last time we returned from sailing.

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Jim Dillon

David, I feel your pain. Have done that with my pressure washer which has an on/off switch kinda "hidden" on the opposite side from the pull cord. Even worse, I've done it more than once! Hope you were able to cancel that carb order. Jim

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David Yoho

Yes, I did. eReplacementParts made the process simple online.

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Dave Bair

I did the same thing with my Harbor Freight chipper/shredder. What's really bad is that the flails and flywheel are always engaged, so every pull of the cord meant turning-over 30-40 lbs. of inert weight.

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It’s that Dose 2 Covid what done it!

Wiley Horne

My story and I’m sticking to it.

Wiley

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Barry Irby

Down the way from the office my friend shares with me there is a drywall company with about half a dozen vans. Their long time foreman couldn't get his truck started and they had it towed to a repair shop. After some sophisticated analysis they determined it was out of fuel. Interesting he ran out of fuel in the company parking lot.

I took my two speed drill to the shop about 20 miles away because it quit. Dead, zip, Nada. Fresh battery did not help. Got to the shop and the guy reached over and pushed the switch to 2. It had been halfway between 1 & 2. I was embarrassed. He said, "second one today" and laughed.

Crap happens.

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Kneale Brownson

Same experience with multiple mowers

kneale brownson

Turn gas petcock off for long-term storage, forget to turn back on. I've started leaving notes on the key.

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Kneale Brownson

Wayyyyyy too many of them

kneale brownson

:b :b :b :b

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This is why...

Bill Howatt

I have a very obvious note taped to my portable generator that says "Turn Switch On" due to starting problems more than once.

Then there is my engineer friend who found his 1/2" drill bit dull so bought a new one, it was dull so he took it back and got a replacement. It didn't work any better until he realized the drill was running backwards!

Bill

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anbody ever install a band saw blade backwards?

Bill Tindall, E.Tn.

I am told it can be done but doesn't work as well ;)

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John K Jordan

Join the club. It has a large membership.

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Jesse Cloud

Yup, you gotta ask, even if it offends some people. I was amazed at how often that was indeed the problem.

On a higher level, our remote office had a telecomm concentrator to run our remote mainframe terminals. Every morning we would come in to see it trying to reboot and waiting for input.

We spent hours on the phone with tech folk, they even sent someone down, he was stumped. Then one night I was working very late and the cleaning crew came in. First thing they did was to unplug the concentrator so they would have a place to plug in their vacuum. AAARRRGGG.

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Wiley Horne

I once unpacked and managed to get a bandsaw blade turned inside out. So it couldn’t be installed to cut—every way you look at it, it still won’t cut.. Stood there staring at it for some time, ticked off at the maker for welding it backwards :) . Finally, the dime dropped: just turn it inside out.

Wiley

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Larry Barrett

I heard that you can install the chain on a chainsaw backwards.

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No, but I did it on a lawn mower once

Tim Greif - West of Chicago

Had an old Lawn Boy years ago that I sharpened the blade on and reinstalled backwards. All summer it seemed like I never sharpened it and left the grass sort of fuzzy. Next season, went to remove the blade to resharpen it and was amazed how sharp it already was. Then the AHAAAA moment kicked it. Proof positive you can successfully mow a lawn with nothing more than a dull piece of steel bolted on where the blade goes.

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Bruce, a MN Galoot

A friend of mine, a talented engineer, installed his bandsaw blade backwards and called me to ask why his bandsaw was burning through the wood and not cutting.

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Yep.  Easy too.


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Sam Force

When my dad was still alive he loved to ice fish. I was his designated fishing partner, one day it almost killed me to drill 2 holes to fish through. I thought man this auger is dull. After 45 minutes, sweat running everywhere and just 1 hole drilled it dawned on me to check the blades. Dad took the blades off to sharpen and had put them back on upside down. Lesson learned that day, check blades before drilling ;)

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Everyone gets One,,,chainsaws

Tom Dunlap

Chainsaws have so many bonehead pitfalls.

Gas in the oil...oil in the gas.

Worse...straight gas!

Chain on backwards

Wrong chain on the saw..different pitch/guage

on/off switch

Choke

Plug wire loose

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