As an educated redneck...
John in NM
I'll stick up for the guy. No one else is, although Ellis is a class act, as always.
People do talk this way. Maybe not in Georgia, but I know more than a few who speak the western version of backwoods. When I lived in Maine I knew more than a few who's accents and lingo would have puzzled Bert and I. But then I often find myself living in the backwoods.
I only know one person who writes email in vernacular - just as she speaks.
I know more than a few who now speak as they've learned to text -- actually saying dumb stuff like "my car needs washed" instead of "my car needs to be washed".
So cut the guy a bit of slack. Perhaps polite tolerance will bring the tone of the place up a bit.
Like I said, Ellis is a class act and always has been since I started coming here in 2002. If nothing else, I feel that I owe him polite, reasonable posts when I can manage them, and I feel regret when I get hot headed.