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I had to post this

Doug Ridley

>Two blondes with hammers :

Carol and Donna, were doing some carpentry work on a

Habitat for Humanity house.

Carol, who was nailing down house siding, would reach into her nail

pouch, pull out a nail and either toss it over her

shoulder or nail it in.

Donna, figuring this was worth looking into, asked, "Why are

you throwing those nails away?"

Carol explained, "When I pull a nail out of my pouch, about

half of them have the head on the wrong end and I throw

them away."

Donna got completely upset and yelled, "You moron! Those nails

aren't defective! They're for the other side of the house!"

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Barb Siddiqui

Oh, Ouch Doug! ;-)

Barb Siddiqui

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vlparisian in cold and wet Houston

>And a little while later Donna sees Carol on the ladder painting some trim work. The conversation I heard went something like this:

Donna: "Hey Carol, do you have a good grip on that brush?" Carol: "Yes, why do you ask?"

Donna: " Because I've got to borrow that ladder."

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Dave Bair

>Doug, you're like the guy who says to his buds: "Hey, watch this". Expect troubles.

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