Catch me if you can
Mike Schwing from Md.
>A couple were driving down a country road when the wife glanced over and saw a chicken running alongside of the car. �Honey, look at this!� she said. He looked over and said �I�ll be damned, that thing is doing 40mph! Lets see if he can keep up.�. So he sped up to 60, and darned if the chicken didn�t pull right up alongside the car. Then the chicken looked over, winked, and sped off and turned down a dirt road. �I gotta follow that chicken!�
So they followed it to a farm where there were hundred of chickens flying all over the place at high rates of speed. �This is incredible!� And with that he got out the car and searched for the farmer. He asked the the farmer to tell him about these incredible chickens, and the farmer said �Well, one day one of our chicken eggs hatched and damned if a 3 legged chicken didn�t come out. Me and my bright ideas, I thought �shoot, people like the drumsticks best anyway, I�m gonna breed me a whole farm full of these things! I�m gonna be a millionaire!�
�That�s really neat� said the farmer. �How do they taste?�
Farmer says �Damned if I know. I can�t catch any of the suckers!�
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Made of one piece of tupelo. Anyone ever thinks about turning tupelo - forget it. It sands to shape on the lathe better than it turns. Hollowed, carved, textured and painted. About 6 or 7" tall. One of my pieces for the instant gallery at KC.
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