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Neandertal is here!

Friedrich Kollenrott

>Two weeks ago, I spied and luckily photographed this Neandertal man at Neandertal (really at the genuine Neander valley, a location near Duesseldorf in Germany, the signpost is not faked!). That man, dressed in a bear- skin, presented his Neandertal tools to the spring sun- maybe to invoke eternal sharpness of edges or some similar hocus- pocus from his heathen gods. The Neandertal being situated in Germany, it is not surprising that he had a traditional german bowsaw. Surprising and really sensational is that he also had a plane that looks like a Stanley #8- an old one, of corse, but obviously a Stanley. This leads to the question whether it was the Neandertal man who discovered America (instead of the Spaniards we learn about at school), whether consequently the Neandertal man is the ancestor of todays Americans � maybe history has to be rewritten!

I tried to talk to the man to find out what his present woodworking projekts are, but he just gave a grunt and disappared. I will try to find out more.

Friedrich Kollenrott, Extertal (Germany)


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OT - Spaniards discovered America... poppycock!

Conger � the Irish diaspora in Munich

>Friedrich... normally I thought you were pretty 'sharp'... but I guess you are a victim of the 'dodgy' german school system... no... no... the one who made the original mistake of discovering the 'new' (?) world was the Irish saint Brendan... Brendan the Navigator ( http://www.castletown.com/brendan.htm ). He probably was shocked at what he saw, and did the best he could by not mentioning it... and left the pleasure (?) up to some loud mouthed Spaniards.

Those Irish... look what they did to Bavaria in the 7th centuary... ;-()

-gerard-,


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Must have got that Stanley plane

Scott Burr in Ben Lomond CA

>In an early raid in the Americas. Look like a Pagan wood prayer ritual to me.

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Marc in Luxembourg

>Friedrich,

I don't trust this man to be a genuine Neandertal, maybe someone chasind for trophies, because look at his bear skin, too new. The moment he disappeared, did you see the bottom of his trousers, any traces of the slope there? I guess not.

Another question, is Extertal a neighbor valley to Neandertal?

Marc

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Re: OT - or the French...

paul womack

>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clovis_culture#Solutrean_hypothesis

BugBear (who saw a documentary...)

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Pam Niedermayer - Austin, TX

>In looking at various blades, I simply don't find anything about the later blades that are non-obvious extensions of the earlier. Or, any good toolmaker would probably have made those changes as a matter of course. Therefore, I don't buy the necessity of a Solutrean blade influence.

Pam

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Spaniards? Irish? French? *LINK*

Paul Kierstead

>T'was the Vikings! What y'all learn in school anyway? Though I expect the tools would going for the camera...

Not to mention of course, that the place was already inhabited, which certainly implies someone else discovered well in advance of any of them.


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Thomas Skaggs, Foothills of Mount Level

>I'm familiar with the Stone Age, the Bronze Age and the Iron Age but that specimen appears to be the missing link. Perhaps the "Wood Age"? ;-)

Tom

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Chris Scholz

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Chris Scholz

>Another cool fact is that it's only 20 minutes from Neandertal to Solingen.

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Seems like the archaeological record

Bill Houghton, Sebastopol, CA

>shows that the people who discovered the Americas came over the Bering Strait or the land bridge in that strait and moved south and east from there, a LONG time before the Spaniards, French, Irish, Vikings, or anyone else.

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OT... Solingen... *LINK*

Conger � the Irish diaspora in Munich

>... famous for excellent knives 'Made in Germany'... and sadly the event of 29 May 1993 ( http://bbs.keyhole.com/ubb/showflat.php?Number=806220 ).


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