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Disturbance in the force, chapter 1

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Disturbance in the force, chapter 1

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Disturbance in the force, chapter 1

Jim Reed @ Tallahassee

>There was a disturbance in the force which started last week. Just a distant rumbling and uneasyness. My blade batch was overdue for return. It was expected Thurs or Friday. With no delivery Monday, I freaked and got little sleep last night. Had meetings at work all morning. Called heat treaters. Batch sent to wrong address. Last week. 110 blades MIA !

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#2

Call UPS, chapter 2

Jim Reed @ Tallahassee

>Last time this happened, the entire batch vanished...vaporized... flung to the far reaches of the galaxy, never to be seen again.

Treater was concerned, but clueless. What is UPS tracking??? Call UPS, trick computer droid into sending call to human. Sorry, it was delivered to wrong address. Now it is out for delivery to correct address.

UPS computer down all afternoon. No tracking available. Eat food, fall into uneasy sleep on couch...dream of blades...where are my babies??? Oh, the humanity!

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Transporter beam, chapter 3

Jim Reed @ Tallahassee

>Wake from fitful sleep...is this a dream...do I hear a diesel step truck? Check porch...mysterious greasy box is sitting on its side... bottom of box is ripped asunder...

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Thanks for the packing, chapter 4

Jim Reed @ Tallahassee

>Due to the triple wrapped package, everything is OK. A quick sort and head count found that all 110 little buddies had made the perilous journey intact.

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#5

The quest continues, chapter 5

Jim Reed @ Tallahassee

>All of the Miller plow blades made it through. Next step is finish grinding and honing. Shipping labels are ready. Instruction sets are printed up. All sets should be out by Saturday or Monday at the latest.

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#6

Deja Vous all over again!

Joe Rogers, Northern Virginia

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#7

Jim, you almost killed

Todd O. Cronkhite Maine Native, Presently Away

>Scott! Goodness Gracious man you've got to watch that shi, er, er stuff!

Scott, you alright?

Brother, brother, you're just having no luck with heat treaters sending you back your goodies are you? What's the fix? I dunno, but dang somethings gotta give.

Glad all turned out right in the end, but I can imagine you anguish and frustration while they where MIA. Now, go get some chow, get some rest, and get on those blades............Scott's a'waitin'. ;~)

T.O.

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#8

Don't you just want to hurt someone there?

Bruce, a MN Galoot

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#9

You realy got me going too!

Scott Burr in Ben Lomond CA

>Hey, Some of those are mine, I know it. Good thing I used the force to help them find their way back home. UPS should be banished to the Hoth system...

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Almost Todd!

Scott Burr in Ben Lomond CA

>Not killed me, but let's just say it was a good thing I had a extra pair of underware handy!

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The UPS Death Star

Jim Reed @ Tallahassee

>Both cases of lost blades were with different companies, but both involved the same UPS shipping system (Powership?). They were unable (or did not know how to) delete an address that had a previous invoice tied to it. The problem is compounded by the fact that the UPS computer does not connect to the front office computer. I mark, count, bag and document the shipment in every way. Unfortunantly, the doc burns during heat treating. After tempering, they are all sent to the UPS Death Star. Lord Vader decides when and where all shipments go.

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#12

It ain't PowerShip!

Tony - Memphis

>That belongs to another large carrier - one whom I am extremely attached to until retirement (I hope!).

Tony

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#13

U R Correct

jim reed @ tallahassee

>My mind was muddy from worry. You are correct. The UPS shipping system is named something else.

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