Slighty OT: I don't need no modern conveniences
Roy Anderson
>Like many people here on the hand tools forum, I've always fantisized about chucking the modern world and moving to a cabin in the wilderness and living by the skill of my hands. That's what I've always figured retirement nirvana would be. Just me, a little cabin and my hand tools, maybe a fireplace and an oil lamp.
Just because last night's ice storm here in the midwest knocked out my power all night is no reason to lighten up on that dream. I had no wide screen t.v. and I missed American Idol. My high speed internet connection was down so I couldn't surf the net. My central heat was off so I had to fire up my faux fireplace with the natural gas burners. I didn't even have a good reading light to read my Roy Underhill book about authentic period craftsmanship. My Ipod was run down and I couldn't listen to any old Eagles tunes. I had to just sit in my lazyboy and dream about my primitive cabin. So I've got it planned out and now I know what I need.
I need a primitive cabin way out in the woods where I can live with just me and my hand tools and a fireplace and an oil lamp.
And a high speed internet connection.
And a high def TV.
And an IPOD.
Nothing else.
And a really good grill from Home Depot.
Nothing else.
Maybe a good SUV.
And a beer cooler.

