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Nigerian letter

Dean Lapinel

>Pleeze,

I am Nigerian royalty. I am repressing your kindestliest help. I am in urgent needyness of some tools that will benefit both you and me.

If you buy me the Lie Nielsen float set and bevel chisel set then my life will be saved. For this favor I will honor you and your family and wire you 5,000 doll hairs.

Kindest regards.

John Wayne

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#2

Oh Boy Dean...

Scott Burr in Ben Lomond CA

>You realy need a spam filter... Or you could repply to thoes England lottery winners ones, with all that cash you could get one of every LN tool made. ;^)

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Todd O. Cronkhite Maine Native, Presently Away

>What color are the doll hairs?

Todd O.

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#4

The Duke with dolls ? No way !

s.mackay@worldnet.att.net

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Doug in KC

>Honorable Mr. Wayne:

I am solicitor to Mr. Howard Hughes, formerly of USA, now a citizen of my beautiful country Kazakhstan. Mr. Hughes says me that he would be honorable to make business deal with you. He asks that you send your "loopy" plane (Mr. Hughes is world expert on wooden planes "Spruce Goose.") In return he will send you all tools business Lie-Neilsen TV Ratings Inc make.

Mr. Hughes and I wait for your shipment.

Respekt,

Borat Sagdiyev, esq.

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Dean Lapinel

>Mr. Wayne states he is no word match for the powerful mr hoos the plane maker. He is certain that while everything is on the level this drill cannot proceed du to the loopyness.

He will stick to progess with instruments that have strings attached.

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