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Way OT: Magic is just as good as mechanical aptitu

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Way OT: Magic is just as good as mechanical aptitu

Roy Anderson

>LOML came to me this afternoon and said the dishwasher won't drain. I have to fix it or call a repair man.

So, knowing nothing about dishwashers, I did a google and found a page on troubleshooting dishwashers. It said "Sometimes food plugs up the discharge hose. Shake the hose and maybe whatever is in there will be dislodged."

So I found the discharge hose, shook it real hard and said "Look you %$#%^&*, start working."

Well, it did!

Story ending #1: So LOML said "Ooooo, you big strong man, you're so handy!" (yeah, right! That's gonna happen!)

Story ending #2: So I told LOML that I laid hands on it, recited a magic incantation and it started working. She didn't believe me!

Go figure.

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thomd

>We have a built in one, you know , the guy who did it put the DW in, then he put down a 1" hardwood floor, followed by a low coutertop that requires on to rip everything, including the kitchen sink, out if anything goes wrong. We move in, the dishwasher is rusted through and ready to spring a leak. Epoxy to the rescue, and 10 years later, still no new kitchen or leak. I've pulled that one at a few houses.

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Magic! Magic! do you believe in Magic

Todd O. Cronkhite Maine Native, Presently Away

>I do. I think the internet is Magic. I love it when Magic happens.

Todd O.

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Tony Sade (Charleston, WV)

>My two favorite repair techniques--bang on it real hard until it works, walk away for a few hours (days if necessary) until it fixes itself. Magic! Tony

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Laying of hands

Randy Johnson Connersville, IN

>Story ending #2: So I told LOML that I laid hands on it, recited a magic incantation and it started working. She didn't believe me!

This kind of magic happens all the time, usually by the mere presence of the healer. Take the car to the service center with a problem and it runs perfectly. Call a repairman for something and the offending appliance works like you just bought it.

I'm surprised there was never an X Files episode on the subject.

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I hate it

Dan Donaldson

>When things fix themselves. ;-) I know that if it quit once, it will do so again, and at the worst possible time. It is hard to fix if it ain't currently broke. I used to work on a line repairing electronic equipment. Most of the other workers would go through the pile of things to be repaired and look for one that at least sorta worked. I always took the ones that were completly non-functional. I could fix those ;-)

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Used to have a computer that would

V Parisian

>die on me for no appearant reason. All it took to fix it was to unplug it, place it in the front seat of the pickup and drive down the street to the computer repair shop, where naturally it would boot up fine and function normally. Tried just unplugging it and plugging it back in again, no dice. Tried taking it for a ride around the block, still no dice. The tech had to do the laying on of hands. I made the round trip twice before I upgraded to a new machine.

victor

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Ending No.3

Scott Burr in Ben Lomond, CA

>LOML says "Your so good! Why don't you take the money we saved by not calling a repare man and spend it on new tools."

Hmmm maybe I haven't wokein up from my nap...

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