Way OT: Magic is just as good as mechanical aptitu
Roy Anderson
>LOML came to me this afternoon and said the dishwasher won't drain. I have to fix it or call a repair man.
So, knowing nothing about dishwashers, I did a google and found a page on troubleshooting dishwashers. It said "Sometimes food plugs up the discharge hose. Shake the hose and maybe whatever is in there will be dislodged."
So I found the discharge hose, shook it real hard and said "Look you %$#%^&*, start working."
Well, it did!
Story ending #1: So LOML said "Ooooo, you big strong man, you're so handy!" (yeah, right! That's gonna happen!)
Story ending #2: So I told LOML that I laid hands on it, recited a magic incantation and it started working. She didn't believe me!
Go figure.