Galootish Encounters of the 3rd Kind: semi-rant.
Roy Anderson
>Galootish Encounters of the first kind is when the novice Neander is struggling to assemble an inventory of tools that function adequately. This is all about rust hunting, cleaning tools, fettling planes, learning what sharp means, getting a decent workbench, etc. I think I'm o.k. there, now.
Galootish Encounters of the second kind is when the novice Neander learns that stock preparation is key. Flat is flat and square is square and if your reference surfaces are off, every time you scribe a line or lay on a square, the accuracy of each step will be compromized. Achieving square and true stock -- O.K., I know about that (the hard way).
Now, I've run into Galootish Encounters of the 3rd kind, precision layout. It came to me like a vision of a mortise and tennon that just doesn't quite fit -- since the novice Neander doesn't have a machined fence or miter gauge to help him, precision layout is the key. Sloppy, fast layout that is "good enough" just doesn't quite cut it.
If I had served as an apprentice under a master, he would have shown me that. Unfortunately, we throwback woodworkers have to learn these things step by frustrating step.
What will Galootish Encounters of the 4th kind be? A heads up would be appreciated.