>The company picnic is on July 29th. Attendence is nearly mandatory, but I think I can escape if I can say I registered for a really important event and can't cancel my registration.
So now I need help finding a really important event on July 29th that I just have to attend. Preferably woodworking related.
>Play horseshoes in between volleyball games. I really think horseshoes is the ticket. Now if they're gonna have square dancing, that can be good too, with a beer in one hand. Try not to get stuck with cooking hamburgers all day.
>if you are going to dance with a beer in your hand it has got to be a Polka Go for a while leave some one with you cell phone and have then call you for a small emergancy. Like an estate sale with $5 #1's or somthing
>You obviously don't understand how bad a company picnic can be or you'd be a little more creative.
Understand that this is Cincinnati and the game at picnics isn't horseshoes, its "cornhole". No, not that kind! Get your mind out of the gutter. It's like a bean bag toss except you try to put a bag full of dried corn through a hole in a board, apparently while trying to drink all the beer you can. Nobody knows how the game ends, 'cause nobody's been standing long enough to get there.
Of course, I don't participate in such things. I pursue more intelekshul things, like trying to take a woodworking course with a bunch of galoots so I don't have to play cornhole.
>How about and ol' buddy needs my help because (insert you're own excuse)
I know when you're an Honest person coming up with an excuse is difficult, because as we all know there is a fine fine line between an excuse and a lie.
Company/workplace picnics---yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeck! Tho it is fun to watch all the suckups in action.
>Cincinnati Pops Concert on July 29th, and a Macy's Music Festival----you could donate some $$$ to one of their causes-and therefore be involved. Good luck-whenever I fib-I always get caught....