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Help! Need to escape on July 29th.

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Help! Need to escape on July 29th.

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Help! Need to escape on July 29th.

Roy Anderson


>The company picnic is on July 29th. Attendence is nearly mandatory, but I think I can escape if I can say I registered for a really important event and can't cancel my registration.

So now I need help finding a really important event on July 29th that I just have to attend. Preferably woodworking related.

Any suggestions appreciated.

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#2

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Bill Houghton, Sebastopol, CA


>Just saying, "I'll be out of town isn't enough?"

Come out and help me organize my shop - that's really important.

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#3

Some good stuff to do at the company picnic

Wiley Horne


>Play horseshoes in between volleyball games. I really think horseshoes is the ticket. Now if they're gonna have square dancing, that can be good too, with a beer in one hand. Try not to get stuck with cooking hamburgers all day.

Wiley

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Norman (Ottawa, Ont.)


>Good timing!

That is the day I have volunteers over for my

annual cleanup of the shop.

I'll sign you up, you'll be the first to volunteer.

Other events here:

- sharpen plane and chisel irons

- lap plane soles

- flatten water stones

- tune cabinet saw, bandsaw, jointer

- empty dust collectors

Chock full of activities to keep you busy with :)

Norman

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#5

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Ernie Miller


>if you are going to dance with a beer in your hand it has got to be a Polka Go for a while leave some one with you cell phone and have then call you for a small emergancy. Like an estate sale with $5 #1's or somthing

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Mark Nowicki


>You have to go to Montreal to help a friend move.

Mark Nowicki

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#7

Yous guys are not helping very much!

Roy Anderson


>You obviously don't understand how bad a company picnic can be or you'd be a little more creative.

Understand that this is Cincinnati and the game at picnics isn't horseshoes, its "cornhole". No, not that kind! Get your mind out of the gutter. It's like a bean bag toss except you try to put a bag full of dried corn through a hole in a board, apparently while trying to drink all the beer you can. Nobody knows how the game ends, 'cause nobody's been standing long enough to get there.

Of course, I don't participate in such things. I pursue more intelekshul things, like trying to take a woodworking course with a bunch of galoots so I don't have to play cornhole.

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#8

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Todd O. Cronkhite Maine Native now in Jax Fl.


>How about and ol' buddy needs my help because (insert you're own excuse)

I know when you're an Honest person coming up with an excuse is difficult, because as we all know there is a fine fine line between an excuse and a lie.

Company/workplace picnics---yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeck! Tho it is fun to watch all the suckups in action.

Todd O.

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Norman (Ottawa, Ont.)


>I knew there was a good reason why I stay away from such things :)

It is interesting what some folks will blurt out after a few beer,

and dealing with it next Monday morning :))

Better to remain sober at these events in my opinion.

Norman

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#10

I searched and found--

Phil Winn


>Cincinnati Pops Concert on July 29th, and a Macy's Music Festival----you could donate some $$$ to one of their causes-and therefore be involved. Good luck-whenever I fib-I always get caught....

Phil

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