Alone in the Garage
dave caudill
>I know many of you have seen the PBS special "Alone in the Wilderness". You know the fellow that moved to Alaska and built a cabin by hand and then proceeded to live there for 30 or so years. Well the other night my wife and I were watching it and after making a set of hinges he makes a spoon from a half round section of log and commented that it took him about an hour. Well my wife looks at me and says I'll give you eighty dollars if you can do that!
I just chuckled and gave it some thought, actually quite a bit of thought. By Sunday my wife was ready for me to make an attempt. I had thought it all out (or at least I thought I had) and got the tools out that I figured I'd need, and then some. Did I mention it would have to be done all by hand tools? No big deal. I had the tools and knew how to use them. Of course I had never made a spoon however I've had a lot of opportunity to use many over the years.
My wife was all excited and had set up her video camera so that she could embarrass me later. So I was finally ready and was off. I started as I had seen on TV by gouging out the cup for the spoon. I then made some cuts to get rid of some wastage. Then I started with a bowsaw to cut the handle out. After about half way down one side I thought, this is going to kill me. So I went and got my side hatchet. Things were going quicker now! Albeit not as clean and spoonlike. I would pretty it up later. I was really getting rid of some serious material with the hatchet and was doing some serious sweating in the process. My wife was starting to get nervous as the chips were flying as I was flailing away with the hatchet. I got it roughed out ( rough being the key word here) and had about 15 minutes left and got down to wads the spoon end and took a swing and crack! I hit a knot and the whole thing split in half. I stood up, threw up my hands and said, I'm done.
I have to tell you I had a better appreciation for what that fellow had done on TV. While I am a fair hand with the hnad tools I wasn't prepared for what I had embarked on. Holding the spoon was one of the most difficult tasks being such an odd shape. Most of the things I do are rectalinear and easily held this not so much. Also some sharper gouges would have been nice. However the biggest mistake I made, lets call it the eight dollar mistake, was using Apple instead of spruce or fir like Mr. Alaska had. Mad that stuff is hard. And I knew that but chose to ignore it. Not too mention I had no fir or spruce half rounds, or whole rounds.
So the moral of the story gents. When your wife says I'll give you eight dollars if you can do that. Just ignore her and tell her you wouldn't stoop to such easy means for fleecing her of her hard earned cash. Also mention she can get one for a couple bucks at the hardware store.
Dave