Orphan Children

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!

Dave Anderson Chester, NH

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You forgot to mention.....

Jeff Schmidt (KY)

>.....that the complete set of cabinetmaker's tools came in a toolchest all owned, used, and carefully cared for by their great uncle and that you are going to part-out anything that can be disassembled and sell everything off individually on ebay.

"Here we have..."

Re: Orphan Children

Steve Wargo

>I can honestly say I laughed harder than I have in a long time. Great post Todd.

Bravo!

David Barnett

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Re: LMAO..........

Dennis

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Mark Twain

Jay Samuels

>Todd's satire puts me in mind of a Mark Twain piece - something along the lines of "The Facts Concerning the Recent Carnival of Crime in Connecticut" where Twain strangles his conscience. Well worth the effort to find in your Twain anthologies.

Now that's funny right there

Ron in Kokomo

>As Larry the Cable guy would say. "if you don't thinks that'd funny, get the h--- outta here"

A smile makes the day better

Todd, Your a bad man...

Scott Burr Ben Lomond,CA

>Scott sitting here laughing my kester off...

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Jonathan Peck - N.Y.

>Course on the way home that lazy good for nuthin' mule decided to give you trouble

So how come...

Bob Hackett

>you didn`t try and get those kids to take fruitcake before you came up off those cookies and candy canes?

You aren`t gettin` soft on us now are you Todd?

Mainely,Bob-Who thinks he saw Todd tieing someone to the tracks in a silent movie once.

Yup, that was him Bob, but.....

Todd O. Cronkhite Maine Native in FL. Exile :~(

>along came Jones.

Ho Ho Ho Ha Ha Ha, couldn't resist.

Todd, you're nut, you know that? (done i nmy best any Griffith imitaition)

Todd O.

Sorry...

Jonathan Peck - N.Y.

>...a quick google search says that that should be jackass...please make that jackass is giving you trouble. Just wanna be gramaticaly correct:-0

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Derek

>Todd,

You should be ashamed of yourself! Rotting thier teeth with sugar like that! I bet their parents are rolling over in thier graves worrying about the dental bills! :>)

Derek

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Greg Sloop, Portland Oregon

>Yeah, and if anyone should fear dental bills, it's Todd and his piece o' wood!

Greg

Good sense of humor Todd! ;-)

HC Sakman

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Damn near wet my pamts!!!!

Gerry Doll

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But doesn't this violate......

Cooper Suter

>......the terms of your probation?

Thought you had to stay at least 500 yards away from kids or schools when "dealing" tools?

Coop

Todd, I'm appalled and disgusted!

Greg Phillips, Berrien Springs, MI

>Lest I appear to be totally without a sense of humor:

*****

I don't want to beat a dedhorse here, but I can't believe you have the nerve to do all these sick and evil things and then come gloating around here! You even have the gall to document the process while it's occuring and post a picture of one of the sorry little buggers getting ripped off! I'd quote someone who already mentioned that you're a bad man, but then there's been a restraining order filed that prevents me from doing so. If you don't change your ways, you're going to drive poor Cooper to drinkin' (and to the poor-house) in his efforts to restore moral equilibrium to the universe. Turn from your wicked ways now, while there's still time!

*****

Todd, I'm sorry for reacting emotionally to the "Old Widow" thread. It hit a particularly sensitive nerve. Even though we disagree with one another, I should have disagreed more agreeably! Peace?

Happy Holidays to all!

Greg

Thank you Greg...

Scott Burr Ben Lomond,CA

>Looks like you found the egg nog...;)

Is that a #1?

Don Thompson - Cutler Ridge, Florida

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