Thinking in slow motion....
Barry Irby
Hank Knight mentioned he is building a desk...at a glacial pace. This weekend I've been making some repairs I have been putting off. In 2003 I built a high chair for my Cousin's grandson. It is Osage Orange and has a sculpted seat. The little shi...uh, tike pushed it over and dragged it around on a brick floor, over and over. It shattered in a couple of places. She returned it for repairs. I was angry, oddly, at the chair and not the kid. I put a lot of work into the chair and the choice of OO was a poor one. So yesterday and today I have been repairing it.
When I was about 17 I built a Grandfather Clock. I was pretty sure at the time you had not arrived as a wood worker until you built a tall case clock. The clock is now 50+ years old, half way to antique status. I followed some plans I bought out of the back of a magazine (remember those) and the base is basically a box. Turns out cross grain connections did not work then any better than now. The front of the base split along one of the glue joints. I have been promising to repair it for a long time. My Dad passed away and I inherited my own clock back. It's been sitting outside my shop in a storeroom for about twenty years. So I finally made a move. Decided to tear the front off the base and replace it with one with a loose panel.
Boy did I do a heck of a job on that clock. It's like wrestling with a dead body. It's also like time travel. All the screws are slotted and hand driven and lots of them. And this was built before Norm invented the brad nailer. Took forever to get the front off. It would have been easier to rebuild the base. Just as I was finishing up with the demolition, I realized the front was made of three nicely matched symmetrical vertical boards. I could have just cut a bead at each joint and let it alone. A very tired Duhh!
Talk about a glacial pace...forever and one day to figure it out.




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