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Re: How do you ship things?
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How do you ship things? ()

William Duffield
…by boat. That's why they call it "ship." :D

Seriously, since the COVID19 pandemic, we like to stay away from as many people as possible. We live in a rural area where all the big malls and the FedEx office are at least 45 minutes away. So my wife got her own FedEx account. She does it all via her PC and printer, and leaves packages on the back steps, where the FedEx driver just makes them disappear. When we receive stuff we've bought online, it just as magically appears in the same place. Now, if we could just train the UPS drivers to leave packages on the back porch instead of the front porch, everything would be practically perfect, at least until Antarctica and Greenland complete their self-disassembly.

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