As the senior rooster, it’s my duty and pleasure to instruct the young’uns in the ancient art of roostery. I say, I say, pay attention when I’m talkin’ boy, you might just learn a thing or two from this feathered sage.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Now I may come across as a bit of a windbag at times, but that’s just my big personality. I’m a straight shooter who calls ’em like I sees ’em. If the truth hurts, I say let it hurt! Doesn’t mean I ain’t got a heart of gold under these feathers.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
So pull up a bale of hay and stay a while. I’ll be servin’ up a hefty portion of humor and homespun wisdom, straight from the horse’s\u2026er, rooster’s mouth. I’ll keep you laughin’ like a donkey eatin’ briars!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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