John K Jordan
Ok, that settles it. You are certifiably and incredibly insane, worthy of the title Grand Wizard of Woodturning Creativity.
Tomorrow I will pack up all my exotic woods and materials and tools and ship them to you. I will forget this infatuation with woodturning and become a bum on the beach and spend my days walking in the surf. I will keep only the yo-yo from Y.Y.S. and the spare string.