Turning

Subject:
Re: HELP!!! I need Woodturner jokes!! *OT* (sort

Steven Antonucci
People ask me where I get my turning wood from...I tell them it grows on trees where I live?

If someone asks me how long I've been turning during a demo, I usually tell them I started 5 minutes ago and to stick around...It gets better.

My demos usually start with me standing Infront of the audience looking confused. Someone takes the bait and asks me what's wrong.

I reply "I'm not sure I'm in the right place? Usually, the audience is bikini super models, but all I see are old farts in plaid shirts"

That joke took a very long, uncomfortable 5 seconds in Wisconsin before people started laughing...

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