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Re: We're on our fourth toaster

Barry Irby
Years ago we had a toaster that had a considerable amount of plastic on it. One rainy day I am off to take a shower and my kids asked if they could make a Pop Tart. Yes. Minutes later, from the shower I hear a lot of frantic running around and they are screaming it's on FIRE. I run out, grab the toaster, run out on the deck, naked with shampoo in my hair, and fling the toaster out into the yard.

I have always wished that had somehow gotten filmed and been submitted to America's Funniest Home Videos.

Bought an all metal replacement.

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