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A Ram in my case
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Re: Mysteries ()

Bill Tindall, E.Tn.
We were hauling a large but gentle Suffolk ram in the van. Didn't bother tying him as he rode to visit new girlfriends without prior incident. When we arrived at destination the back door of the van was suddenly opened. He spooked and drove his head into the windshield, smashing it.

The autoglass shop noted all the hair embedded into the shattered glass and asked how seriously the passenger was injured. Not at all, we replied. (rams have heads built for crashing)

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