Bruce, a MN Galoot
We were once exchanging stories about cold weather survival. I spent most of my life in ND, and Steve trained for cold weather survival and maneuvers in Alaska. He recalled that someone had taken his balaclava and puked into it and hung it back on the corner of Steve's bunk. Of course, Steve didn't know this and when morning formation was called the next morning he put it on. Briefly. He took it off, pulled it down over the face of the offending man and broke his nose. I thought it was funny, anyway. Typical Steve story.