Turning Archive 2007

Subject:
Bowling ball ....

Tim GC
>A 'good friend' has given me 3 bowling balls ... she wants a pen from each... can someone please explain to this dim witted Brit how to get into the damn things without the use of a nuclear air strike or at least a few ounces of C4!!

I tried dropping one out of a 3rd floor window.... just messed my concrete up and scratched the ruddy ball ...

Any and all suggestions welcome

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