ihmserv
as a kid we used to go smelt fishing, bamboo rod, small hook and boring wait. smelt run is skools. so a cherry bomb in a plastic bottle long fuse tossed into middle of skool. collect with a net. my parents thought I was a great fisherman until they found my stash of fireworks and bottles.

college, had a roommate that noone liked, I mean really disliked. didn't take the two months of hints that he should find a new place to live. he was more obsessed with his hair than his studies. he came in one night so drunk he passed out on the couch in the lounge. woke up with his hair all matted and stuck together. he ran to the shower, where his hair started to fall out as the water hit it. suprising just how well Nere hair remover works. (not saying i did it there were 5 of us there) but he did move out the next day.

IAN