Alan DuBoff
>I can tell the local hummingbirds, they're always wearing the sunglasses. It's those pesky tourist hummingbirds, the little guys with the cameras around their neck, that seem to be so pushy, always wanting into the feeder first, slobbering all over the patio, letting off 4-chirp words at the locals...sigh...

I tried to give one of them my lumber thickness gage but he couldn't carry it and fly away at the same time, so left it behind...:-(