david weaver
I like that model!

I am very messy. My spouse is over the top clean (if you're walking in the park, then there's an extra pair of shoes in the car to put on when your done, and the ones you're wearing go in a plastic bag, etc).

Kids track through the shop and if they bring wood shavings at all into the house, she goes bonkers.

We don't have a dog. Sometimes she tells me that we should get one (Because her friends have one), but one that doesn't make any dirt (or bring any from anywhere) or mark hardwood floors with toenails...

......uh, yeah, OK.