David Barnett
A question posed was whether oil or wax,
Might keep a wooden counter looking clean,
To hide not deep and brutal cleaver's whacks,
Just kitchen use that one might call routine.
Mandell branches into sanitation,
Your trusting wood is "dangerously wrong".
Wood deserves a blanket condemnation?
From what I've read, that's prematurely strong.
Then on we go to vinegar and salt,
A standard thoughout history, Mark states,
But Warren wants some proof, he spots a fault,
Then Mark withdraws -- that argument abates.
From Waterlox we range to abattoir,
That's how we Wood Centralians chew the gras.